But who am I going to ask how to get those pesky pee stains out of my futuristic silver space jumper?

Hear, hear!

Goddamnit, I hadn’t thought of “Bananas in Pajamas” for years, now I remember I worked a soundtrack for that stupid show and I cant get that stupid song out of my head.

Anybody ever read The Children of Green Knowe? New Lucy is like St. Christopher, and Old Lucy is like Green Noah!

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn’t a cat.

THE BEST!

But did you take solace in the Brant auditorium? Or the Lawn?

From the looks of that photo she is pumped about stealing a bunch of dalmatians, tho.

I’m really conflicted here because I don’t know who to root for. Wait ... I’m rooting for NYC to figure out how to vote both these assholes off the island.

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.

That was one of the most disgusting things I've EVER watched on live tv.

Also, Fred Armisen.

Does that count as the c-word we were betting on showing up at least once? Or is it being from 7/10 make it too early to count?

Evidently, they are not better than this.

+4'33"

Rebuttal: This Piano Is Fine

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

I love Heidi.