The next time I see someone using their phone while driving, I’m going to throw my beer at them.

Your dream steering wheel awaits...

It was shitty, and I want another one.

I don’t use the word “hero” very often, but the Volkswagen Rabbit Pickup is the greatest hero is American history. Here was mine.

Hyperbole is the worst thing ever, in the history of the universe, and I never use it. 

Because unlike guns, the little toys inside might kill children.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I KNOW WHAT I HAVE NO BLUEBALLERS

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

I’d push the attendant call button then hide.

damn, thats a really good price! i searched high and low for a couple years for a good one in Atlanta. These are becoming a rarity, and should become a future collectible.

we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine

This was just the first link (heh) I found

The actual water cooled 911 

They invite you and your SO to the key party.

Nothing like a good art joke!

C’mon, haven’t you ever smelled something funky and then shoved it under someone else’s nose and commanded “here, smell this”?

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

Looks like he’s gonna need two kinds of new Capris