If they fired their CEO, it would solve a lot of the problems Tesla is facing.

Calling out shoddy equipment isn’t wishing doom on his fellow countrymen, it’s calling on Mr. $56 billion to make sure his stuff works like it’s supposed to...

His political views are disgusting.  To call them “quarrels”, get fucked.

Sure, Tesla employs people. Sure, they were important to getting the EV movement started. But at this point they’ve gotten so complacent and listen to so many of Musk’s bad ideas that they need to be called out on it.

Doesn’t explain the “warranty void” and the water ingress.

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

Sheesh! You have to put it in a special mode for it to cope with a fucking car wash? And if not, warranty is voided! What a fucking shitshow of a design and company.

What’s the excuse for not having a legitimate bounty system, especially for a live service?

You forgot “Don’t advertise at all”

Step 1: Release VR headset at an exorbitant asking price.

including a gag reel, so the whole movie then? 

This sounds like something a person opposed to democracy would say....

All pants are “outside pants” if you wear them outside, including underpants.

Our writer covering the Star Wars Battlefront Classic Collection didn’t experience server issues...

Stick with me here... The malice isn’t in the intent, but in the ignorance of the assumption.

Everything remake/port Aspyr has touched has been hot garbage, and so anyone who actually expected a KOTOR remake to release, let alone not be straight ass, was deluding themselves to an unhealthy degree.

“Thank you beta testers, we appreciate your hard work and purchase.”

Well yeh it would get more clicks.

*Cracks knuckle*

I believe the topic in question is that this app is a national security risk, so I don’t see how “tik tok should exist because of the funny memes” is a relevant defense against that.