So sheltered and out of touch.

I think the Queen is the only one who can do it, and, of course she won't.

The arrogance in that interview was off the charts. Andrew really thought it was going well. And he used his daughter as part of his fake alibi, so gross.

I don’t know... Pete Butt may win Iowa despite having only dealt with South Bend’s whooping nine member city council as a legislative body.

To me, Bloomberg will always be the guy who, as mayor of NYC, fired a $30,000/yr city employee for having a game of solitaire on his computer screen. The employee had a solid work history, but Bloomberg didn’t care to look any further.  He just had to prove he was a Big Swinging Dick.

Sexiest Man Alive isn’t about finding the actual most fuckable dude on the planet (if it were, Oscar Isaac would have it handily every year). It’s about who’s good looking, unthreatening, who’s been in the public spotlight, who PEOPLE’s readership likes, and who needs the career visibility from being designated as…

Same.  Watching videos isn’t as easy as checking articles for me during my workday.  Stuff like this, I usually check comments for clues and then move on.  I never wind up going back to watch the video.

THIS.  Believe it or not I actually like to read articles!

Quit it with the video-only articles. 

When are we going to let Whitney rest in peace?

This probably won’t be a popular opinion, but I think it’s in poor taste to out someone in death if they didn’t want to be out in life.

Speaking of love, Reba McEntire and boyfriend Skeeter Lasuzzo have broken up.

Can we get rid of the shity practice of posting a woman’s age right after her name like it is some fuckable expectation date ? I can think of about 900 better things to describe Reba than how old she is.

Poor Kaitlynn. She will never understand that no one is as into Miley as Miley is into herself. Cyrus just borrows personas and people depending on what mood she’s in and what will generate the most publicity. Cody Simpson will be giving this same interview a year or maybe even just a few months from now.

I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.

To him, marriage is a transaction and nothing more. He lacks the empathy and humility to understand that his point of view on marriage is not the norm, because people outside of Donald Trump aren’t really real to him.

Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

I don’t think one single person would be sad if he died. Melania would just go spend money.

Barry, we gave it a shot over here:

I tried to watch the game last night, but could not find a website to tell me what time it started. So I was unable to watch.