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I’m so glad she said this, and she’s dead right about it. Every single lawmaker should be called on the carpet like this, every day. They shouldn’t be able to show their faces in public anywhere without being demanded to do their jobs. I’m not sure shame has any power anymore, but it’s worth trying.

Running from jealous lovers is also good exercise.

That or existential ennui.  

Looking forward to the inevitable followup of a news story of “Brock Turner recognized on street and delivered a thorough ball kick..” annually.

I prefer the traditional French appetite suppressant: cigarettes.

Boy, they didn’t spare anybody, did they? “No, mon petit chou, you aren’t fat now, but you must spend a lifetime/all your money/your health taking a dangerous substance to stay slim! You can trust us, a huge company that makes billions of fear and loathing and controlling women!”

When is Stan culture going to get cancelled? When are those assholes going to get shamed for being the immature, developmentally stunted asshole trolls that they are? The very idea of a Stan is a negative to begin with and to have a group of knitwits actually take on a moniker that means and unhinged rabid fan speaks

Yeah, move to Wyoming, where you’re represented in Congress by [checks notes] daughter of the Dark Lord herself, Liz Cheney.

Last I heard, he was living with his parents and making $12/hr working in a warehouse. 

Hey Craig Fuckin’ Mazin (gives no fucks former college roommate who trolls Ted Cruz) won. Good for him!

Unfair to garden gnomes! I think you’re confusing them with trolls.

Hey, does anyone remember the end of Raiders of The Lost Ark when the dude opens the ark and his face melts into oblivion? Because that’s how I felt after seeing the words “dating Stephen Miller.”

Wow...she really bagged the big fish.

Could we maybe put her name in the headline, so the story’s about her getting a job not who’s she dates being the most important thing? She’s pretty passive in her own story. Let’s hold her to account for her own shitty views, not those who are around her. 
Jezebel? Are you ok?

Must have been super awkward when he had to explain his new girlfriend to his ex, the watermelon with a hole in it that he kept under his bed.

“Today, Satan” - Katie waiting for Stephen to pick her up for their first date.

I can’t believe a living, breathing woman is willing to date this lizard. I guess ambitions overcome pride and self-respect. 

I spotted these two together a month or two ago at the Georgetown Waterfront. Actually, my girlfriend first spotted Miller sitting by the fountain, since I’m apparently blind. At the time I was confused because I thought the woman with him looked a little darked-skinned for a Nazi to date, but I guess it’s just from

It bothers me that this is an article about her, but the picture is of her boyfriend. I clicked into other links, and there are only pictures of Mike Pence or Stephen Miller. Scumbag or no, she is a human woman, and not an invisible presence defined solely by the men in her life.

Can you imagine what kind of evil, soulless cunt she is?