Legend played Jesus Christ last year; Donald Trump apparently believes himself to be Jesus Christ.

At least John Legend is respected enough by his Alma Mater to give him an Honorary Degree as well as the one he earned. (https://penntoday.upenn.edu/news/alum-john-legend-and-six-others-receive-honorary-degrees-penns-258th-commencement)

I think she used to be thought of as some misunderstood genius because she had one or two standout songs and one really good performance at Coachella (not the highest bar, mind you) or something. I think her inexcusable comments about Queen Lizzo come from a very jealous and very bitter place and she’s masking it as…

What a fucking treasure she continually proves herself to be...

No, let them learn young that they don’t get to say racist and misogynist shit without consequences.

Damn. Good for Jen. I’m not mad about it.

Good for her! She finally gets to be part of a national conversation that has been about her and at her, but not with her.

The first time I saw Jurassic Park, 10-year-old me knew that JG is where it’s at.

Wait, Diplo’s a person? The only time I’ve heard of him was in that Eric Andre sketch where he’s beeping a megaphone and says, “Sounds like a Diplo song.” I thought it was a genre of music that I hadn’t heard of previously.

Ahh... you either have no Netflix, no teenage daughter, no wife, or no spare time.

Classy take, pops.

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.

FTFY.

It would be great if they actually were “using their business mediums"-  if each had a psychic on staff to divine some revenge upon the other. 

“A Hero is any man who does his job.”  - John Mulaney

Doesn’t John Stamos have a beach boy concert to weakly play guitar at somewhere?

Also, if he’s getting all his news straight from Aunt Becky, he probably is confused about what crime was committed.

Internalized misogyny is real AF, especially when it comes to parenting. 

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.