How about “Ballin’ on a Budget!”

My thoughts exactly. This guy should write a book about debauchery on a budget. He could be a prophet for our times!

“a beach house, travel, dining, and spending on adult men...”

The worst part is that it seems that every time one of these truly shitty people (Scalia, Koch, Falwell Sr., etc.) passes away, they get replaced by someone equally as bad or far, far shittier

Yea you can say you support alot of things but all that really matters is where you put your money/vote.  

When Scalia died, I got a text from a friend that said, “Ding dong the witch is dead!!” In response, I wrote a thoughtful, circumspect piece about how even assholes deserve human dignity and I wasn’t going to dance on the man’s grave.

Wow, first Missy drops a new album and now this guy’s dead? This has been a pretty solid birthday so far.

Quick!  Throw a bucket of water on Charles!

Oh they supported gay rights? Pray tell, which political party did they support with their massive fortunes? The one championing LGBT rights, or the one that attacks them relentlessly, even until the day this shitbag croaked?

He does have his undeniable charms. If he outlives Trump, every bar within a 20 mile radius of his house better make sure they have extra booze on hand because they’re going to be giving out a lot of rounds to patrons that he’s going to be buying to celebrate.

Well aside from Trump, my 3 would Betsy DeVos, Mitch McConnell and then Betsy DeVos again just to be sure.

I have to admit that the instant I saw the news a song started playing in my head. It amuses me that the gender inappropriateness would have irritated him no end.

Well they say death comes in threes.....

*crosses fingers, toes, everything*

Ohhell, I’ll just convert to paganism and make sacrifices to every deity, and the elder gods.

I just wish his much-worse brother would follow his lead RSN. The two of them have been like extrusions of otherwordly evil from a different dimension.

Some loophole? More like every loophole possible, including some that he wrote and paid lawmakers to pass. I’d be surprised if the government sees even a nickel of that.

I really wish reincarnation were the prevalent faith in the world. I think people like Koch would be a lot less likely to be the way they are if they knew there was a chance they were going to be reborn as an refugee from South America. Which is what I’m fervently hoping happens to this bastard.

If there’s a hell, may he spend eternity in the most horrific pit. If reincarnation holds to be true, may he come back as the particular species of tarantula used as a host to parasitic wasp larvae. Repeatedly.

Sometimes being an atheist sucks. It would be nice to imagine eternal suffering instead of the relative…

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.