My first understanding of who Luke Perry was came from this scene from Clueless: “[Cher is] saving herself for Luke Perry.”

Gosh that’s so sad. He always seemed like a good one.

You are a good friend.

The advice is the wooooorst. I have psoriasis that has been severe in the past, and worked a customer-facing job with a short-sleeved uniform for a long time. Several times a week, I got to hear about all the things I should do because they worked SO well for somebody’s cousin’s neighbor’s roommate’s boyfriend.…

Oh, god, I hooked up with a guy once who kissed like that, and I am horrified to learn it looks just as bad from the outside as it is to experience. A big mouth, opened wide, leading with the tongue - all you get is teeth and tongue and saliva. It’s like making out with a horse. Quite possibly the least sexy thing on…

Can I also be honest? Please don’t make a 33-year-old woman’s tragic passing about yourself.

Absolutely. She’s famous for being able to hold infinite eye contact with people, and he’s a, oh what’s the word? AN ACTOR.

Also to add: who knows what his orientation is, but I am a queer woman who has had more than a few straight-presenting men confide in me about their secret queer goings-on.

Doesn’t “difficult to work with” usually mean that she doesn’t let producers put their hands on her? Or is there anything concrete?

We just got a puppy, and we were *this* close to naming him Burt Macklin, FBI, but wound up deciding against it because Chris Pratt is such a dink.

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

“Is there any chance these 2 aren’t fucking?”

I did not see A Star is Born, so I am probably missing a lot here. I watched the Oscar performance and that song is terrible, and the chemistry between them seemed very put on and fake. If I saw the movie would I become a believer? Would I like that awful song? Is B Coop better at singing in the movie?

Green Book steals the name of a book created by an African American man literally as a survival technique and uses it to tell a story about a white man generously coming to see a black man as his equal and thereby magicking away the problem of centuries of institutional racism.

Green Book is thoroughly shocked and amused by how well you people dine at Sylvia’s in Harlem.

I confess I absolutely cannot wrap my head around the Smollett case. Like....WHY?? It’s just so astoundingly stupid if this is all true. Like, no rational cost/benefit analysis would make this even remotely feasible. Gamble your career and reputation on what, a pay raise? To be fair, I absolutely don’t get the…

“Old-fashioned police work” is an unfortunate turn of phrase for a Chicago police chief to use.

I don’t know where things go from here, but I do know that the inevitable ripped-from-the-headlines episode of Law & Order SVU about this is gonna be LIT.