The mere fact that there are still people who believe in and support the memory of Nixon is truly telling. And Stone is not alone in this; one such person is Ben Stein.

I found out that was real and literally said “but why?” over and over for about five solid minutes.

DeNiro is going to nail this role in the inevitable movie.

Holy shit. *giggles* 

When I read that tidbit on NPR’s website this morning I laughed until I got an asthma attack. That is... a hell of a tattoo.

Between that tattoo and his hideous glasses, he should have been arrested for crimes against fashion a long time ago.

Now it is criiiime tiiiiime

I mean, I wouldn’t put the blames on the courts here.  The diversion agreement seems like a best case scenario if the insurance company was pushing to prosecute.  The problem obviously is that you have to stoop to commit a crime to get common antibiotics for a sick child.  

holy crap

Let’s not. Let’s just not have deductibles. Let’s just have real fucking first world health care like every other civilized goddamn country.

Chad Johnson agrees,

Seriously, good on this woman for reminding us that there are still people with empathy and good will, who’ll go out of their way to help people.

Soooo...

What would you wear if you knew you were going to be arrested by the FBI at your Fort Lauderdale home?

Lock him up. Forever.

My co-workers just came over to see why I just yelled.

Reason 1,000,000,000,000,002 our healthcare and justice dept are in need of reform. She helped a sick student. A student that has a superintendent that cares as much as her is lucky.

I don’t think you could have a prouder moment than turning yourself in because you fraudulently obtained some medicine for a poor and sick child.

If I remember correctly, Martha Plimpton also introduced Patton Oswald to his current wife as well. She really has a knack for matchmaking.

How did any of these people make it to adulthood? Like, are they able to tie their shoes themselves? Does their nanny still feed them with the airplane spoon trick? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW are exhausted with this shit tbh