“Angelina Jolie is going to executive-produce a BBC News show geared towards briefing children aged 7-12”

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

That’s what makes this interesting to watch unfold, something is going to have to change in Japan, whether or not they want or like it. Either the business culture needs to change to allow women to work and have children, because from articles I’ve read over the years the choice is either never have a family to have a…

The key stat is that 921,000 Japanese were born this year, but 1,370,000 died.

Carrie Fisher WAS a lot- she was too much (songs by Paul Simon reference this). If you ever watch some of her interviews, she just a wee bit much. But that too much also included genuine deep kindness, and unswerving loyalty and generosity to her family and friends- even if that friend was a few hours old.

All anyone wants from Instagram is for it to go back to the way it originally was - a chronological order starting with the most recent photos of everyone you follow, not just 15% of who you follow. It’s all anyone has ever wanted. If there have to be ads thrown into the mix, fine, so be it, but give us back our…

Call me crazy, but I didn’t understand most of this. I’m so glad I’m not part of the LA showbiz.

I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

Seriously. Shut it down. Imprison the abusers. Liquidate the assets. Donate proceeds to victim support. The Church should not exist any more. 

I AM DEAD! That’s amazing. Filing away for future use.

The wheelchair thing happens all the time. My brother is blind and a really fit weight-lifter who works out every day. If he needs help at the airport, they show up with a wheelchair. A few times, they try to insist he sit in it “for liability reasons.” All he needed was a sighted guide to help him get to baggage…

I mean... I can think of three hits off the top of my head, and I barely listen to rap. And she’s the second-biggest selling female artist this year, so I don’t think she needs additional relevance right now.

No dick is irreplaceable, Cardi!!!

Of course this ugly creep would think some young coed girl wanted to fuck him. Also, when someone says “stop sending me inappropriate texts” you should really listen and stop instead of escalating with even raunchier texts. 

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

Ouch.

That sort of clothing for infants and young children is so gross. How ‘bout we don’t sexualize our tiny charges?

Yeah, she worked so hard and did all she could to keep me safe. And even when I could have probably used the warning, she never said a bad word about my dad. In that way she tried to give me a dad that loved me. The holidays are hard without her. Thanks for the hugs, it makes a world of difference.

Oh my God!  Are you sure your uncle wasn't a serial killer?  That is some seriously pathological behavior!

I HAVE ONE FOR THIS ITERATION OF THE PISSING CONTEST! And like most of the givers described here, at least according to my quick skim, the culprit was my mother.