In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.

Instead of a threesome, I'd rather just play that fun drinking game "the devil's triangle" everyone is talking about. I have to watch it, too much beer and I get gassy. I heard the kids call it boofing these days.

All other T shirts are moot in the wake of that T shirt.

Drive By Truckers have apparently recorded a new album so that should be out soon. While Hood suggested their new material might veer less political (How does one write poetically about explosive diarrhea, he wondered), the two songs he performed from the album were “Thoughts and Prayers” and “Babies in Cages.”

And also F Jez for posting the actual image. It shouldn’t have even been a link, but including it is so much worse. 

I’m glad I’m not alone in finding this inappropriate.

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

Came here to say exactly that. F tmz too.

Agree. Also glad this baby is not being dangled over the rail of the balcony.

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits…

My take on it. The one who’s stuck on it, is probably jealous of the other one. Obviously, she’s probably jealous of Jane because Jane stood by her convictions come hell or high water. Megyn can’t say that. She wants to be political without being open about it. Regardless of how you feel about Jane Fonda, she’s got…

In honor of the person that would always comment on Megyn Kelly stories with a reminder about her position on Santa Claus:

“Kelly went on “[Fonda] answered that question in about 40 different forums. It was nothing wrong with me. And she’s answered it in 40 more forums since!”

Also, nice bit of projecting here from Megyn. She’s the one who wanted to stick it to Hanoi Jane and it went sideways on her. Now she’s claiming that Fonda’s reaction was political? Bitch please. 

You should take the job and be our mole! Think of it as being a double agent, lying in wait until the perfect moment when ZAP! You bring the whole fucking thing down.

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

I’m sure it’s totally awesome and not at all emotionally confusing for the kids.

Um, pretty sure Kate Hudson has her own money, being an actress and coming from a wealthy, famous family? I hardly think she’s Federlining it and relying on child support the fathers of her children to get by.

I wish more single famous women would talk about it. A lot of people in relationships refuse to accept the notion that single people could be as happy as they are. It’s not a contest.

My fiance and I met over Tinder - I’m a Tinderella - and I 100% tried to ghost him after we slept together on the night we met after messaging back-and-forth for a few weeks. He caught me trying to leave in the very early morning and convinced me to stay with arguments that began with “it’s still dark out” and ended…