Listen, I’m not saying it’s the only reason he won but I think Andrew Gillum should give full credit where it is due... to his adorable son that has stolen my heart.

Bad take Rob

If he just wanted groupie sex he could have made that a lot clearer. When he picked up on her not being into it he should have got her a taxi and sent her home. His behavior might not be as bad as some, but that’s not the issue. The issue he is doing something wrong that a lot of guys do to coerce sex out of women. He…

He isn’t on the same par as CK, but this seems pretty fucking clear to me:

Why? Why is that weird?

I think he’s entitled to see if he can bounce back/make a comeback, and it’s up to consumers to decide whether they want to support him. Unfortunately I won’t be watching any of his stuff anymore, which I used to enjoy, but now I have trouble not thinking about what he did when I think about watching Parks and Rec or…

I’m going to violently celebrate if we win the midterms, which is to say, I’ll have two scotches. Truly, us progressives are history’s greatest monsters.

Couple things: it’s one thing to not be a reader, it’s another to be someone who says “DURR WHY READ WHEN SOMEONE CAN JUST SAY NOISE TO YOU.” This idiot thinks he’s being edgy and subversive when really he just sounds privileged, spoiled, and stupid.

He's really, like, insufferable.

My first thought was, “who?” My second thought was, “Oh...right. Okay, so what is he doing that makes his personal relationship to Harry Potter article-worthy?”

I liked him more when I heard less about him...

Aretha Franklin was notorious for being a controlling perfectionist.

On first glance I was like, the Wall? Like she's in the Night's Watch? and then grokked. If we did have to have a fucking wall somewhere, I wish it were more like that one so we could banish the entire Trump family to it.

DJ does it. Dead eyes serial killers always have a mother thing.

I mean I don’t recall it being much more obvious in the book. They clue you into the fact that something is BADLY wrong with Amma how many times. It’s the viewer/reader’s natural instinct to just think of it as a byproduct of the abuse she deals with, but that doesn’t mean that’s the only possible explanation.

Me @ everything Ivanka says or tweets:

It’s my personal opinion. I’m entitled to that just like you are. 

My friends likes to send me photos of whatever k-pop idol she loves at the moment and even though I KNOW those idols are in their mid-20s, they still look like babies to me. I just want to pinch their cheeks and feed them cookies (in a totally maternal, non-creepy way).

I’m 31 and when I see a teen I simply can’t view them that way. They look so damn young to me. And Jimmy Bennet looked like a young boy, at 37 you find that attractive? It’s why I just can’t with 40 yr old men dating 18 yr olds.... why????!!!! Even if they’re legal it just has a creep factor I can’t get over.

I am about the same age as Argento. There are zero reasons for someone her age to be alone in a hotel room with a 17 year old, unless it’s a family member. Whatever story she’s trying to sell, she should just stop.