Not to say that the joke is or isn’t tasteless, but these things are written by comedians, she doesn’t come up with the act herself...

Non-comedians have their scripts written for them BY professional comedians, with their input. This had to pass through multiple levels of approval, this was not an impromptu speech.

No and he really never did. To have advisors, one must understand that they do not know everything and that advisors are there to advise on situations that fall outside of the president’s expertise. President Bestwords Stablegenius believes he DOES know everything, so when an advisor tries to advise him, they are…

When you see an adult child cutting a parent out of their lives, it often says so much about the toxicity level of the parent. It’s awful and hard to cut out a toxic parent from your life, or even to set some solid boundaries! In this case, Thomas Markle is backing up any suspected parental toxicity with regular proof…

Thomas Markle is toxic. Tox.ic. He is a narcissist and possibly dangerous and the only way to deal with a narcissist is to not engage.

The Obamas are my Royal Family. I stan them forever and ever.

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

Also, nobody on earth casts the side eye like Michelle Obama.

Not for nothing, but this is probably my favourite Barack/Michelle photograph. It was taken during their final state dinner, and I would pay good money to know what Barack said approximately five seconds before this picture was taken, because he looks pleased as hell with himself for having said it, but Michelle…

I think Joe and Sophie Turner were dating for a couple years before getting engaged. They managed to keep it low key because she was on location in Europe for the show most of the time.*

Patrick Dempsy did it first. I wonder if Sweet Home Alabama is their favorite movie or something... 

I love this because her reaction is like “haha, I know”

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

right?  this had to be straight up racism.  and it’s disgusting.  Fired and charged with negligent homicide should be the punishment, at the least.  this is heartbreaking.

Yeah but these medics bigoted beliefs are being reinforced the Bigot and Chief. They didn’t think she was human and worthy of their time. This poor woman and her poor family.

Crystle Galloway, were told they couldn’t afford the ambulance ride because they didn’t have insurance.

Congratulations! One of my siblings met their spouse through a personal ad back when the ads were in print, and they’re still going strong all these years later. I hope your wedding is wonderful!

All I’ll say about the Jesse Camp thing, is that Dave Holmes should have won Wanna a Be a VJ. Jesse’s win was total bullshit.

Praying for Demi. I knew it already but it was still appalling to see all the commenters on posts about this on IG blaming her for her addiction and still not accepting the proven fact that addition is an illness. So sad. Heroin addiction has touched two close people in my family and its awful. Sending love to any of…

New Reality show pitch:  in which Alana Thompson is taken away from her mother to be raised by Cher.