I used to reply to unsolicited dick pics with this photo:

Ansel, Pete, and all the bleach blonde dudes out there...  The early 2000s called, they want their hairstyle back.

You are my hero.

Yeah, I don’t see any slurs.  I don’t think you know what that word means, KA.

That one is. This one isn’t.

Service parties of any kind are the wildest I’ve ever been privy to.  The last restaurant my husband worked at had an all-staff happy hour that resulted in multiple arrests and firings the next day.  All before said new restaurant even opened.  I’m glad we skeedaddled early, as neither of us drink, and felt the wheels…

It’s very interesting that we’ve seen two woc painted with the “social climber” brush (I won’t get into all the ways Priayanka Chopra has been dragged by western media this week). I know Kate got that too, but I feel like the media was much less brutal towards KM. It’s also interesting that MM is villianized in this…

My mom told me I was the boss of mine and my husband’s relationship because I’m older. Sometimes as I joke, I’ll pull rank :)

OH FUCK. I love me some Jeni’s, and I live somewhere you cannot get it easily. Totally bookmarking this shit.

The 5200.  I went hard and put it on my wedding registry, knowing no one was going to buy it, but I got the sweet, sweet completion discount on it :)

Strawberry ice cream is my favorite.  You just made my day!

You can straight up make soup in the Vitamix. The blades move so fast it can actually warm it. I haven’t tried it yet, but that’s what the book that came with mine states.

Holy christ. Thank you for the information/quick history lesson. I’m definitely going to check out that documentary.

I don’t live in Alabama, but I’m putting this bullshit on the ever expanding list of why my husband and I are choosing the childfree lifestyle.  Fucking hell.

I looked for a long time, too.  It looks mostly like they reshaped the tip so it’s more upturned than down.  It’s definitely not obvious.

I’m a glutton for punishment, so I read The Good Nurse right after I finished the podcast.  I never ever want to seek medical attention again.

It takes quite a lot, I guess.  Have you listened to the Dr. Death podcast?  Holy shit.

omg, reading your comment reminded me of some terrible run ins with a Computer Sci prof. I blocked them because they were borderline traumatic (screaming over the phone because he didn’t get the room he wanted for a two hour exam... refusing to talk to my supervisor because she was a woman... You know, standard stuff)

This is my little man. Husband is off today, so when I texted to complain about my case of the Mondays, he told me Mr. Nash hasn’t left his hut (it’s a cat bed, but he is small and loves to burrow), he’s just rolled over once and sighed heavily afterwards. He’s everything.