When your college orientation turns into a time share presentation, you might want to do a double check on the accreditation and curriculum.

My biggest red flag is guys (women, too, I’d imagine) who have their minor children in their profile pic. It doesn’t look sensitive, it just shows your poor judgement. Kids’ faces (and names for that matter) shouldn’t be on adult dating sites!

I used to teach ART classes in a juvenile facility. Hopefully, the adults are a little more invested in the curriculum.

The light can be turned off...I think it's supposed to serve as a nightlight of sorts. If the light is used, you must be conscientious and keep that bowl tidy! It has three heat levels for year-round enjoyment. I probably shouldn't be quite so enthusiastic about such an unsavory fixture.

Heated Toilet Seat and Towel Warmers

A towel warmer is fantastic, too!

Last winter, I purchased a heated toilet seat...it will go with me when I leave this rental.

I would expect no less from an eight year old with such a pretentious name! Just wait till he's ten...