How much of an anger issue do you have to have to come back hours later to vandalize the place? It would be one thing (though, still a hugely doucheliner thing to do) if he had done it on his way out, but actually coming back hours later is extra rage-y.

I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this.

Between that and all of them going to mexican restuarants in the last week, they’ve hit the full troll point; if they were online, that’s generally when a mod would banhammer their a*sses without warning.

Her chief of staff needs to be fired for not tackling her at the door. My wife texted me an image of that and I thought it was a screen grab from the Onion. “No way that’s real”, said my brain. They truly are fucking with us now. 

Lets not forget that when he had Hillary on the next night he greeted her while wearing a surgical mask, right at the peak of the whole “Hillarys Dying!” BS that Republicans were spreading

This is the part that gets me. I never have to feel like the worst is coming any more. I never have to wait for that other shoe to drop. Sure, maybe they’ll lose — but I don’t have to EXPECT it and panic at the first sign of trouble. And when they do lose in the playoffs in years future, I can always shrug and…

I still have goosebumps. Also, no voice.

I truthfully feel physically lighter today. The Caps winning the Cup has lifted a massive weight off of my shoulders and freed me from the perpetual cycle of disappointment that has come with being a DC sports fan.

I just came to the same conclusion. And I was so excited for May 28. Fuck everything.

You know the part that’s the stupidest? Of all the shows in all the land, can you think of one that would make it easier to write out a major character? They could have fired Tambor, had a stand-in and done a running gag where you only saw him from behind. Or he was suddenly played by a different actor like Bewitched…

At first when I heard Pence referred to her as Mother, I thought, “Well maybe they’re just those annoying parents who call each other Mom and Dad because their whole lives are their kids.”

You’re right but it’s not nearly as bad as P&R was. I loved that show but, imo, the last season and a half is really hard to rewatch.

The effortless diversity of Brooklyn 99 is one of the main reasons it shouldn’t be cancelled. Reading Stephanie Beatriz’s story of crying when she found out Melissa Fumero had been cast before her because she thought that meant she didn’t get the part since obviously the show would only cast a single Latina, and then…

Let’s roast together. I avoided seeing that movie for years because I feared how bad it would be, then I saw the damned thing and it was far worse than I imagined. 

Here’s a fun game:

More Buster, less Tobias, is what I say! Tony Hale rocks.

Obligatory!

Alia Shawkat remains classy as F. David Cross needs to go away. Forever. Starting now.

sploosh.