I don’t think he even has a law blog.

He’s no Bob Loblaw

It’s one college facilitator?  What could it cost? 500,000 dollars?

And Becky’s made a huge mistake.

The guy over Becky’s left shoulder looks a lot like Barry Zuckerkorn, Attorney at Law.

It’s like when Michael Scott declared bankruptcy. Just say the words and you make it so.

• Sherri Ann Cabot: Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it’s very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say ‘oh but he’s so much older than you’ and you know what, I’m the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and…

Starred because I love this clip so much...the whole movie, really...actually all Christopher Guest movies.  Thank you!

Donald and Melania could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Right? I’m just envious that a vasectomy is a hell of a lot cheaper and less invasive than a tubal ligation.

That first sentence sounds like the first line in a song by Jimmy Dean.

“Everyone, get the same number of goals.”

Russian Machine Never Breaks has a transcript of Trumpito’s speech, which includes this tidbit:

The irony wasn’t lost on me at the time that Mr. Trump in 2011 had strongly criticized President Obama for not releasing his grades. As you can see in Exhibit 7, Mr. Trump declared “Let him show his records” after calling President Obama “a terrible student.”

Crimes, on the other hand, are something that former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort seems to really enjoy doing.

Norm Macdonald recently gave a lengthy interview to the Hollywood Reporter in which he said that “there are very few people that have gone through” what Louis C.K. and Roseanne Barr have gone through, “losing everything in a day.” If you thought, wow, that’s an insanely shitty, misinformed thing to say Norm, the…

Philly Guide Book: “Reading Terminal has options for the whole family to enjoy, for any meal and time of day. DiNic’s, Bassett’s, Termini Bros, Beiler’s, Sang Kee, etc., are among the best food options the city has to offer.”

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