“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

What, like it’s hard?

FRIENDZONED.

We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

No habla espanol!

I did research on workplace sexual harassment in law school. I’m hardly an expert, but a lot of my research showed that a reason some victims do not come forward is that they do not actually want to ruin their harasser’s life and get him fired. For some victims, they want a more restorative approach (counselling,…

Can we stop with the Clinton shit. She is no longer news. She is not the president. She is not actively destroying our country. She is a flawed person who has made a fair amount of stupid decisions in her life. She has also been attacked relentlessly for her mistakes. And also for everything else she has ever done. It…

I miss the good old days when you had to steal urine out of the toilet after your wife peed and then vlog about it for clicks before being exposed as hoaxsters.

I hope Joan Rivers was the first to welcome her at the pearly gates.

I know I absolutely should not be commenting on this and I should be focusing on her bad politics and not her appearance, but I catch myself thinking: It’d be so easy for her to make her hair not look so terrible. Why does she do that? Side effect to being evil and batshit crazy?