My honeymoon was destined for disaster from the start because I let my fiancé plan it all on his own. All I knew was we were heading to Hawaii and he handled all the rest. So, we show up in Maui, I am all smiles and ready to start our new life together when he guides me to a small plane sitting on the tarmac and…

He also says Bill Cosby is his favorite comedian.

It's so rare that I get to sneak one in on a Deadspin post. Usually I confine my Cumberbatch and Hiddleston gifs exclusively to my Jezebel musings.

In fairness to Nick Saban, his idea of somebody being a good person begins and ends with if they're a good football player. So to him, the guy is still a good person.

The problem with Rousey punishing him is that it would be over in about 14 seconds...

I know this isn't the "right" response, but I would personally like to beat the shit out of this asshole. Or let Ronda Rousey do it. Basically I'd like a woman to hurt him, because he deserves it.

*~* the motto of womanhood *~*

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Just for the sake of comparison:

Ug I wanted the teacher in my 6th grade to read this aloud, I had read it and loved it. She read it to check it and said no because it would give everyone nightmares lol

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

The trick here is that it's happening in the middle of the season and UGA is basically required to bench him in order to comply with the "spirit of full compliance." The NCAA has not mandated anything and to my knowledge no NCAA investigation is fully underway. Georgia benched him to avoid having to forfeit potential…

Is this different from the Manziel case? If not, I'm interested to see how the NCAA tries to justify treating Gurley much more harslhy than it treated Manziel.

I may be a voice in the wilderness, but FUCK that Tipster and especially FUCK the NCAA. Again, could just be me thinking that.

They should suspend him without pay.

OK - I love Claire, I really, really do. I have been waiting close to 20 years for her bad-assery to lead the narrative on tv but...FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY I AM POWERLESS AGAINST THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THIS MIDDLE-DISTANCE STARE!

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.