jenilane
jenilane
jenilane

I’m a child of divorce that occurred when I was a toddler. Aside from the fighting in front of me, my parents were generally pretty good about not talking shit about each other until I was older. When I was older, I recall a family friend talking shit about my dad and I laid into her about she could think what she

They’re the Atlanta Falcons of politics. :(

It includes some Buckhead/Brookhaven parts of Atlanta.

Ha! No, I skimmed.

He’s also the puppet master behind the Braves moving to Cobb County.

·Feminism waitin’ over here for you girl like...

An accurate depiction of 3 year-old me.

My grandma, Miss Surfmaid 1950 in New York.

I got this one last year and LOOOOVED it! Sizing is a little hit or miss, but exchanges are easy.

When I was 12, my dad and stepmom took my baby brother to Orlando without me. Upon return, (knowing my love of Nikelodeon) they spun me the fantastic tale of how they competed on the new show Baby Double Dare. Events included crawling races and button pushing. I bought it hook, line and sinker. I still get teased

My grandpa and my uncle got into a drunken brawl on the front lawn. Apparently nobody wanted to drive the uncle the airport on Thanksgiving day so he could go to a soccer tournament. My shortest uncle (5’6”) was forced to try to break up the fight while my tall dad sat on the couch watching football.

My mom has informed me that, if she were to die, I would need to come home and take care of my stepdad and teenage brother because she’s convinced they would either starve to death or end up living like hoarders and surviving on a mix of soda and candy bars (like my stepdad was when they were dating). She isn’t joking.

It’s so refreshing that Gwendoline Christie is ACTUALLY super tall at 6’3”, unlike most “insanely tall” female actresses that I Google who turn out to be the same height as me (5’10”).

Glad you weren't eaten by sharks!

Now playing

I always seem to go back to "Chet Baker's Unsung Swan Song" by David Wilcox or:

Flashback to 4th Grade Me bringing this book in as the class read-aloud book and temporarily being the most awesome/popular kid in the class for suggesting something so awesomely scary!

I'm sorry. My office is pretty casual but I still cannot wear sweats or shorts to the office if I want to be taken seriously as a professional.

Two words: Joe. Buck. I'd rather listen to the radio broadcast and give up the picture.

He's such a big fan, he DVRs the game and watches them the next day.

Good soundtrack, though.