If he dragged her out of the restaurant instead of simply leaving her in the restaurant, he would have received only a two game suspension instead of a season long one. Clearly this kid doesn't pay attention to the news.

For fuck snakes

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Amazingly, this comment is applicable to ~20% of Deadspin articles in the last 6-8 years.

that is JUST how crazy the NCAA has gotten! As soon as he said "they have me over to their house and I hang with their kids and their is food out." I immediately thought, as in, very first thing, 'holy shit, I bet that's an impermissible benefits violation".

Looks like Georgia is going to have to do some self-reporting of violations this year for gift-giving by boosters.

CNN will be glad to hear that his life was not, in fact, ruined.

There was no Jezebel in 1998. And the world was a sadder place for it.

Anytime a post starts with "the good old days," you know the rest of it will be dumb.

Sucks that we now have to think about words before using them, right?

Oh my god - that brought back memories of me as a twenty year old art student...

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

I am neither a Star Wars nor a UGA fan (TechForever reflects an association with the Georgia Institute of Technology). That said, this is quite well done, and if the NCAA has a problem with this, they are insufferable buffoons.

It is a better film then The Phantom Menace .

It's not a UGA-produced Star Wars fan film without Luke Herschelwalker.

NOT ALL SKINNY PEOPLE!

I'm not a religious person but when I hear Mahalia Jackson sing my agnostic shell develops millions of hairline cracks. She's, as you likely know, amazing: