Am I the only one who gets confused between Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Ayn Rand? They are all one and the same to me.

In our 9-year relationship, we've fought three times total.

BSL 4 is a safety containment levels for a pathogen, be it a virus or bacteria. The higher the number, the more pathogenic or deadly the pathogen. Pathogens with vaccinations/treatments go lower on the list as well. Your average lab space is BSL 1/2 - working on blood or other non-infectious tissues. BSL 3 is your…

My assistant came into the office today hacking like Typhoid Mary (actually, she has bronchitis so I guess that would be Bronchitis Mary), even though I instructed her to stay away until she had stopped coughing. I sent her straight home. And it wasn't in a nurturing "go home and rest up so you can be well again" way.…

Here's a pretty fascinating addendum: the Americans who were flown to Atlanta were treated with a "secret" experimental serum that helped them recover. If pharma companies can refrain from being obstructionist dickholes, this could be incredibly promising to people in West Africa and other parts of the world at risk…

Freaking out about Ebola in the U.S. while antibiotic resistant superbugs rampage in our hospitals is like fearing Freddy Kruger will ring the doorbell while Jeffrey Dahmer sits at your dining room table.

Screw getting a stylist for everyday chores. She's a mother of 3 kids, so getting errands done quickly and comfortable is a must. And for looking professionally made-up as if she was at a movie premiere instead of errands,

I went out in a new dress yesterday, and I thought I looked great: it emphasized my bust, had decent drape, yadda. Not bad for a sturdily built lady.

what about if it's the same word but with a different meaning? Like Ozzy:

'Rhyming' a word with itself in another line is one of my biggest pet peeves.

So, if we ditch our respective sticks in the mud and have our dream Halloween wedding, at the reception, we can go from table to table trick or treating. That sounds like fun, but the only problem from my perspective is I'm crazy in love with the woman and have no intention of doing anything else but remaining…

I wanted to get married on Halloween, wearing Halloween costumes. Instead, at my wife's insistence, we got married a week earlier and wore wedding costumes.

Thank you so so much. When people talk about how frustrating it can be to be a parent I find myself sitting there nodding my head. Of course, raising a kid is wayyyyy more important/intense than this but the sentiment feels the same.

I've been in business for nearly 20 years, with many iterations of the business — same service, just different versions or ways of providing it.

Thank you. I keep going back or forth, whether to dig in further (we make money but not like, grow your company exponentially money) or just to get out now before it causes more stress, etc. Maybe it is a matter of patience...

So, I'm thinking it might be time to close my business. We started two years ago and things are...well but we're not really growing and we're sorting hitting a plateau. I love this little company and I've put so much into it but I think it might be time. Do anyone have any experience with this? It's feeling like a…

You know what scares me?

That also pissed me off so much. Its like, " What?! Spend my time doing things that I LIKE???? I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. THANKS SO FUCKING MUCH."

I wish her makeup line wasn't at Walmart at all.

I wish her makeup line wasn't exclusive to Walmart.