Now I want to know what the hell you said- the responses don't seem super judgy?

Surely you, as a grown up person, were prepared to get opinions that didn't align precisely with the one you wanted to hear? Yes, women have been having babies for thousands of years without doctors. Unfortunately, a lot of those women, and/or their babies, died during or soon after childbirth due to complications. No…

You should get all the stars. ALL.

Word to all this. I want to invite Neil deGrasse Tyson to my prom. :(

If this is the new "invite a celebrity to the prom" thing, then I am all for it. But only so long as this is the caliber of celebrity people are now looking up to. Fuck the beauty queens—let intelligence and accomplishment reign supreme.

Can they release a version of this film with running commentary from Hoda and Kathie Lee? Because that's pretty much the only way I'd agree to watch it.

He was great in "12 Monkeys," too!

Not a particularly huge fan of Pitt but a definite fan of beauty...and that right there is beautiful!

Used to be? GURL!

Ask and ye shall receive.

This actually made me cry.

A very similar line was printed on a Liberal Party (Australia's answer to the GOP) fundraiser dinner menu concerning our former Prime Minister Julia Gillard - 'small breasts, huge thighs and a big red box'.

I think it has more to do with him being a wrinkly, beet-faced, violent, coke-troll.

Charlize: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

See I was trying to think, was it Dennis Mitchell? or was the neighbor's name Mr. Mitchell? Thanks for the clarification....

I don't know why, but the "plastic bag" part made me stand up out of my chair. The whole thing is horrifying enough, but What. The. Ever. Loving. Fuck?

I've decided this means cheap Chinese food is good for me. Because SCIENCE.

I think I'm giving up on humanity for a little while.

I think I'm done with the news for today. Bed seems like a grand idea.