I like to put just a little olive oil on them and season with soy sauce and garlic pepper and then broil then for however long is applicable to their thickness. Just keep amd eye on them. Delicious and juicy.

I have been having a frustrating, freakout kind of day. Verizon shut my phone off even though I paid up two days ago, and then the CSR was rude to me. This is a big deal because lately my income is all from temp and background acting work, and you get calls & texts at weird times for that stuff. It took a while but…

I really don't get the hard on for this dude. He's not the great looking and Meryl Streep suggested he behaved like a spoiled little brat on the set of Osage County. Meryl is a national fucking treasure and if she does not approve, neither do I.

Trying to find a job is very depressing.

I briefly lived in a house with 3 other women and we had a sign just inside our front door that said "Welcome to Vagina Heights". So, that's what I'd call it. Makes it sound super upscale.

I think this article is more to point out the terrible shit that happens when you restrict women's access to abortion. With no access to safe abortion, there are no great solutions.

welp my vagina is now called a lady grotto if that makes you feel better

Can I just say, for the record, that I hate the term "man-cave?" I'd rather it be the He-Man Woman Hater's Club, honestly. And instead of "female man cave," she should call it a Lady Grotto.

"Then she said to me, 'Can I tell you what I wished for?' I said of course and she said, 'I wished for a rainbow unicorn for a pet, a real one,'" her mother recalled.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Right? My brother is autistic and he and I were still well behaved enough to sit in the salon lobby and wait for my mother from time to time. He'd play with one of his toy giraffes, I'd look at a book or magazine. No problem!

Normally yes, but this is not a normal biography. It's being marketed as if Lee doesn't feel as if she's been duped and tricked and instead considers herself friends with Mills.

There's also something especially egregious about leaving your kids in a sweltering car while you, essentially, get pampered.

Yes, please! When did it become a crime to teach your kids manners in public places?

Absolutely. Sometimes you have to take kids to boring places so they can learn to be bored. It also teaches them delayed gratification. If you sit quietly, we may do something nice afterwards.

...and the cops should have been called.

Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.