Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.

From my personal observations, 78.8 percent of MRAs like to pee directly into their own mouths.

There's a great movement that already supports men's rights. It's called feminism.

I'm not surprised that the barista is a teenager. I'm really happy with this new bunch of teenagers coming up. The ones I know are really brave and stand up for other people who need help. I know it's fashionable to rag on the younger folks, but I won't, because I think they're great.

I really see literacy as an essential right of every human being - like clean air and water, a roof over our heads, the right to worship in any form or fashion we choose. I am a person for whom the ability to read was once punishable by whipping or death in this country. We take literacy very seriously in my family.…

Hi, Lavar. What are the odds that you'll take over as host of Jeopardy when Alex Trebek retires? How about taking over as host dressed as Geordi? Okay, thanks.

Mr. Burton, I just want to say I have always apprecited you as a role model.
Thanks for being a positive image of a black man for White America.

Yeah. I was going to say exactly the same thing. Anyone who would accept room and board for that kind of work probably doesn't have the necessary qualifications. Childcare is hard work and it takes skill, and that skill doesn't come cheap.

Right, and paying only room and board to watch three kids, from 1 to 11? That's nowhere near an appropriate salary for that job. You get what you pay for in life, and what they paid in this instance was just enough to entice a homeless person into their guest bedroom.

"Fuck off, thickebag. I DO NOT WANT IT, and if you come any closer, you're getting a stiletto in the eye." Like that?

What in the ever-loving-fuck? This is why, when I needed a sitter, I just left my kiddo with the dog.

Seems odd to me that bystanders would wait for the police to arrive before taking action. "He opened the door..." sort of implies the door wasn't locked (though, I assume it was) but still, break a window, something. I'd rather pay for someone's window, if there's a mistake, than leave kids screaming and sweating in…

Charge her with attempted murder; the kids could have brain damage from being cooked alive.

What?! Irrelevant?

Oh, Michelle Dockery. Please realize that in every artistic way you outrank Sean Combs.

How many times do people have to read about child abuse before they start realizing not everyone should become a parent? Every married but childless hetero couple I know gets questioned about when they're going to have kids and/or why they don't have kids yet. Seriously, stop acting like it's the "normal" thing to do…

It helps everyone who shits themselves post-eating gluten.

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You're better off getting finger webbing skin grafts so you can swim faster. Much more practical.