The rest of the note:

"Wow, I'm being hassled by a poodle."

In other news, I can't WAIT until North is a toddler, and she gets to deal with the "I DON'T WANNA GET DRESSED TODAY!" "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT DINNER!" phase. We'll see how strict her parenting is then. Getting your child to sleep in their own bed is NOT strict parenting.

I saw this on Facebook earlier: his eyes look cold. I certainly don't find him hot or attractive at all. He has the right parts in the right places but he's damaged goods. Next!

Kanye plays that interracial relationship card a lot, but I have never once seen that as a criticism leveled against them. I think people give them crap more for the fact that they're both insufferably narcissistic than anything else.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

Ok Mark. Between this and the toddler left in the car story, I expect no less than 5 additional happy fun-time pet stories of kittens detecting cancer in a kid or baby goats becoming best friends with puppies then all of them becoming best friends with baby hedgehogs.

I'm pretty sure being famous is not worth the trouble.

"Can you imagine telling someone who wants to just Instagram a photo, who's the number one person on Instagram, 'We need to work on the color of the flower wall,' or the idea that it's a Givenchy dress, and it's not about the name Givenchy, it's about the talent that is Riccardo Tisci — and how important Kim…

At least Kim and Kanye are really open about their shallowness? It's not like they're pretending to be all deep and stuff - it's just like "Yup - we're vapid and materialistic but we're really good at being vapid and materialistic".

Samesies. Second I'm home, bra comes off. How the fuck does this woman manage this level of discomfort 23/24ths of her life?

I'm just way more impressed with her for graduating with a little baby than I am with her decision to breast feed. That shit is hard!

I dream for the day when a woman's choice on how to feed her daughter doesn't eclipse her educational/professional accomplishments. Not once is the type of her Master's Degree mentioned in this article.

I dream for the day when people look at a picture like this and give her the mother of the year award.

My favorite thing about this story is that the picture was posted to a page about breastfeeding. So, people had to go out of their way to a breastfeeding page to be offended by a picture of a woman breastfeeding her baby. That would be like subscribing to Playboy and then getting all pearl-clutchy about all the…

When nature calls... don't literally answer.

Exactly. Libraries are wonderful.

I think Baldwin's an ass, but I am always in favor of saving a library, any library. Libraries and reading have a lifelong refuge for me.