This is the only place on the Internet that calls Suzanne Suzanne, and I think I love you, Mark Writer Dude. I would throw my pudding for you.

First episode of the second season? Did you get to be in the presence of "Suzanne"? If so, did you melt into a mushy puddle of goo at her feet?

ahhhh i'm so excited. i got to be an extra in the first episode :D :D :D although there's a 95% chance you won't see me at all

The only reason I don't think I could have a pet pig is then I could never eat bacon again. I really love bacon.

My wife and I have been married for 20 years. We have four teens that are 17 months apart. To be clear, that means we had ALL our kids within 17 months, because three are triplets. If a "healthy marriage" was about sex, we'd have been divorced loooong ago. "You have to be available when he calls" is utter garbage.…

as I said on Gawker: NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN. DirecTV tried to buy Dish Network (or the other way around, depends on who you ask) and it was not allowed. AT&T tried to buy T-Mobile recently and that was not allowed. This will not happen for real.

Why? Why can't we have nice things in the US? Compared to S. Korea, we're in some kind of technological Bumfuck.

Someone tell Google to hurry their shit up with this Cable and Internet thing.

Noam – As someone who has successfully transformed many many obese/sedentary individuals, I can tell you that your recommendations and advice are both horrible.

And it is our right as human beings to make fun of you for being not only stupid, but willfully so.

You just posted in the wrong article. Going back to the "Keep your power bar full" point, your workout would obliterate the power bars of who this article is written for. I hate running with a passion. this workout is not for me (power bar goes down), someone's overweight/obese and running puts extreme strain on…

Umm...No, when you fire out of the gates with an unobtainable goal, good luck with continuing.

Yeah, I will file all your responses under "completely missed the entire point of the article."

Yeah, you lost me at "8:30 pace" in the first line of that workout. I'm one of the overweight people this article is targeted for. I do run already, and my running pace is almost 2x that. My husband lovingly teases me that what is running to me is walking or speedwalking to everyone else. I'm fat and have short…

I like to call it Pro-choice, the word abortion is very heavy, most ignorant donkeys associate abortion with baby killing, to them it sounds like pro-baby killing. Their tiny little brain can't process the fact that a fetus is not yet a baby, you are killing a mass of cells, a growth in your body.

I am lucky in that I have never been in the position but most of my friends have been and it seemed like it was a really easy decision for each and every one of them to make.

I am glad you had somewhere to turn. This prompts me to think about how so many Democratic politicians say "abortion is the hardest decision a woman will ever need to make" NO IT ISN'T, most of the time (except in medical cases) its an exceptionally easy decision to make.

I found out on NYE when I was 25 that I was pregnant- failed birth control in a deeply loving 5 year relationship where we both were SO not ready to be parents. I can tell you what- knowing I was in Massachusetts, knowing I had spectacular health insurance thanks to my Swedish company, knowing there was a Planned…