Just the first sentence is genius, let alone the rest of the article.

Tracy, this may be my favorite article you've ever written. This shit is hysterical. Lifting weights is giving you wrinkles?!

I just don't see Brad Pitt or Tim Robbins doing this to their non-biological kids.

I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

Yeah, it smacks of the "nuts and sluts" defense. She's crazy, therefore her daughter couldn't have been molested.

I wouldn't expect Mia to have given him chocolate truffles and roses.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Obviously, this is my own personal opinion, but if my partner for 12 years and the man I had 3 children with started an affair with my daughter from a previous marriage and essentially destroyed my family without much remorse, he would be lucky to only get this as his valentine.

one month after discovering that her boyfriend of 12 years was having an affair with her 20-year-old daughter

Yeah, she was so likeable and such an athlete. And honestly, she wanted to win. If I was up for a quarter million dollars, I'm sure I'd be like, screw health. It's the whole premise of the show that is damaging and sends a horrible message about appropriate weight loss/fitness.

Yeah, my biggest takeaway wasn't that Rachel did anything wrong. She seems like a kind, energetic, sweet person who worked very hard.

Yeah, she said she was eating 1600 calories per day—but with that much exercise, she was likely netting negative calories, which is super dangerous. Someone her size needs at probably 1100-1200 just to operate things like, you know, organs.

Agreed. This hair is very much me waking up late for school, taking a quick shower and then caking on the gel before running out the door for the bus. I think I shall be passing on the "wob."

I totally had The Wob in my 6th grade class picture. Also, a pastel-colored floral vest. Late 80's crunchy perms are a thing people are actively seeking out?

Cornish PASTIES. And it's not pronounced the same as the nipple ones, either.

Such a great, great point. I'll echo what I said in my other comment: It's so hard to say anything about this, because all this girl did was what she was supposed to do for this game. There is no way to know if she's healthy — only she knows that. I just hate that she's getting shamed for this. Talk about damned if…

Losing 60% of your body weight and going from morbidly obese to "possibly borderline underweight" in 5 months is a huge dramatic shock on the body. The tone of this piece was more anti-Biggest Loser than anti-Frederickson. That show is doing and encouraging unhealthy things.

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Oh, Miley. No one associates you with punk rock.