Under the veil of internet anonymity, I will confess that I totally did that with brownies. Except I used coffee grounds instead of soap.

Thank God I'm not the only one that just did that! I didn't come up with anything though... :(

I was 8...now I'm 30. Guess what fucker, you NEVER forget. It pervades everything you do, everything you see and everything you feel. It's a festering wound that no one can see. But it's there. Trust me.

Wrong birthday card? Puhleeze...My dad forgot my 15th birthday entirely and got me a "Congrats College grad" card when I graduated high school. Those kids need a reality check.

That kid that plays the older brother on Wizards of Waverly Place who is also Ted's future kid from How I Met Your Mother. I don't know his name, but I know he's waaay too young for me and that I totally want to hit that. We could have funny, sexy dark haired babies and cast spells on the neighbors. Mmmmhmmmm...

Um, exqueeze me, but I will stop you. The relationship that Ed Helms and I have in my head is REAL and SPECIAL and you can't take it from me with your love video!

Or would it be a "Don't" like "Don't not make this movie." or Don't Failure to Politeness? It's so confusing!

That's funny....it made my nether regions explode!

Bazinga!

Dave Grohl in a bikini....yep, I'd still hit that! In other news...Krist Novoselic lives a mere 30 miles from me. 30 MILES PEOPLE!

Cory Matthews....Mr. Turner...Cory Matthews....Mr. Turner.....*head explodes in 90's nostalgia joysplosion*

I wish it was...that would make my 14 year old dreams come true! (after he got hot of course)

She's a method actress, obviously!

So many good ones lost in the Bikini Wars...Grandpa always got a far off look when he spoke of it....

In my pants!

I want to make sweet love to Jason Bateman. That is all.

Me too, but in my logical mind I get caught up on what I would say "Ooooh, yes, The Rock. Do it to me...The Rock...." Then it loses it's appeal. :)

Hey, you had Mr. Oliver too? I got 102% out of that social studies class!

I bet he talks about her in his sleep,there's nothing she can do to keep from crying when he calls her name. JoLEEEEEEEENE!

Ooh oh! Co-sign! I'm near PDX—let's do this! I'll carry a watermelon!