Well done!

So many movies make me cry, but the one scene that springs to mind is from Playing By Heart (best movie ever, Jon Stewart, young Angelina Jolie, Sean Connery, why has no one seen it?) anyway, when Jay Mohr's character is dying and his mother is reading Goodnight Moon to him. Soooobbbbb.....

Oh Showgirls—-so much awesome, so little respect!

Kurtsey? Who let the Kardashians in here? :)

That makes it MUCH more bearable—thanks for the tip! I bet he's just mad because he finds Bugs Bunny attractive when he dresses up like a girl bunny....

I still read them in a Jack Donaghey voice. Classes up the tweets a little, you know.

I might actually see Cowboys and Aliens if Nightman was included. In other news, I think Terry Richardson has single-handedly made the "thumbs-up" gesture something lewd and dirty. He's like a walking, talking 1970's van with a teardrop window and shag carpet.

I get, "Are you off your meds right now, because you're being a bitch." I hate that because my meds AREN'T FOR BITCHINESS, nor are they for making ME easier to DEAL WITH for YOU!....and *end scene*. This has been a re-enactment of last Friday evening for your enjoyment.

@all Thanks guys! I can't believe I still hold onto the guilt, but you guys all made me feel a lot better that I'm not alone! :)

Thank you for this. Breastfeeding was a disaster for me. I don't fail at things. Ever. But I failed miserably at breastfeeding and it still breaks my heart. I rented an expensive pump, I went to lactation specialists and I just couldn't do it. I just wanted someone to give me a hug and tell me that I did the…

I bet you're making Courtney Stoddard faces RIGHT NOW!!

In every interview I've seen, Stodden is always staring at Horace Goodspeed's mouth like she's trying to figure out where the words come out. It's bizarre. At least after this fresh round of press, I have proof that she hasn't actually eaten his face off yet.

Earth! Fire! Wendi!

Why can't I think of stuff like that? That's hilarious!

You seem to be very postitive. Live every week like it's shark week!

I don't know why but I read the Tweet from 50Cent in a Tracy Jordan voice.

That's a lot of costume changes for a 1:32 clip!

Poot's Pink Shoes is the name of my imaginary band! Or, at least, it is now!

All I can see in the raisin is a Velociraptor! Is this where the dinosaurs really went?

Mmmmmm...delicious braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiins!