I know, I know. :) My dad even has a coffee cup that says that!

It's June and I just got a weather alert for heavy rain, hail and high wind. It's 57 degrees. Welcome to summer in the PNW! It's muthafuckin" Stumptown Ethiopian time baby!

I would watch the hell out of that show. CSI: Ex-Secretaries of State.

I have the saggy underbutt too—I always say that I left my butt at the hospital after the 2nd kid was born.

Mine is, "A riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bacon, dipped in funnel cake batter and deep fried." Not terribly deep, but it makes me hungry every time I see it.

What is the deal with that song? Is it from a movie or something? It's really specific and weird.

It's playing in my office right now! Plus, my sister told me the words were "later we'll have some fuckin' pie and do some caroling" and I didn't realize she set me up for years! It's better my way anyway.

I came here JUST to vent about that condescending pile of steaming shit. The "Thank God it's them instead of you." What the hell?

Christmas in the NW is like the world's longest commercial jingle. I thought only K103 played that song...I didn't realize other people were assaulted with it!

I found one of my dad's Playboys under his bed when I was about 5 and the picture I saw had a lady wearing a g-string and stars on her nipples. I assumed that that's the kind of stuff you wear when you grow out of size 6X. I don't know why I thought clothes stopped after 6X. I guess that's what happens when you…

That's too funny—-I totally thought all radio and TV was live and I always felt so bad that the actors and singers never got any sleep and even had to work on Christmas. I also NEVER wanted to get married because as soon as you did someone would bring you baby.

I, for one, feel that it is high time we start refering to our fingers as "sausage pointers"

Awww..there you are Devon Sawa! The tingly feelings you gave me in "Now and Then" have returned...

Oooh ooh, you can't leave us hanging! Trip to Gettysburg! Trip to Gettysburg!

That's pretty much what I'm doing right now, except it's Chex Mix and Snapple.

Holy Mary, mother of schweddy balls...I'm all alone at work...in the basement...of a creepy courthouse. Why did I read this? I'm about to break something just so I can call the maintenance guy to come over so I'm not alone!

My dad's house was built in the early 20's and from the time we moved in when I was 9, I could always sense various energies around the house, mostly in the stairwell. The stairs were really steep, dark and narrow and I constantly felt like someone was following me up and down them.

Gah—I HATE kissing. I know I'm jerk, but it's just not for me. I'd rather just have the sex and be done with the matter.

I'm also the only person I know that had Scarlet Fever. I always thought I was so fancy and sophisticated!

"The ocean? What ocean?" I love that episode. I have a friend from Vietnam and she got asked the other day if she was Chinese or Asian.