Seriously! My eyes are...sweating, I think.

Ahhh! I loved Toast of New York, I wore it with dark, dark brown Wet & Wild lip pencil. It's painful to admit. Even more painful to look at my 8th grade school picture....

re: #2 I would watch the crap out of that show. Especially if the "Carlton dance" were involved somehow!

I figured Barstow Beckham was in the works!

The demon eyes almost tore me away from the realization that somewhere out there is an unattainable white-chocolate Twix....

No—it's the Kilometer High Club—she's English!

I almost did a spit-take just now imagining that tweet in Gollum's voice.

But if you don't use the acronym, it literally reads like the baby wants to do the mom. That's an Oedipal complex i don't wanna touch...

So, is the boy a semen vampire? I'm confused. Also, the illustrator's name is alarming because it's mine. I guess I'm not a special snowflake!

We should keep our Hugh Dancy nets at the ready, just in case!

Seriously! My huband's favorite pair have a huge hole in the crotch, but he insists on wearing them because the hole is "air conditioning for his junk." It's freaking March, your balls don't need A/C!

Look at me, I'm MOLTING!

Now that I would actually go to the theater to see! Espionage, Nazis and RHINESTONES!

"Do.Not.Want x infinity" only begins to describe how much this project was not necessary.

More like DRAMA-mine!

I have mad Sheen-sickness too. I don't think ginger ale will cure it either.

Boy Meets World....best show ever!

Who remembers the Hey Dude theme song? I'll get you started..."It's a little wild and a little strange"......

Pen racist! Sure, sure some of your best friends are black pens....

There's no crying in Office Max! Out of here!