@Madge: Gotta keep it Fair and Balanced, just like Fox does...

Alright stop, collaborate and listen

@token_liberal: Well, it's better than "hummuna hummuna hummuna..." which is all I can come up with!

@HollywoodFan: It's like the various Cher Farewell tours....

@octobunny: Like Seinfeld's pirate shirt.

@eve804: Ha—-me too! I thought maybe it was a European thing like men's handbags or puffy shirts. I want to squeeze his little chubs!!!!

@Cosmojito: Yes, please. Paging Ann M. Martin!!

@1girl: That was my FAVORITE one!

@HeyBrother: And from the looks of that embalmed picture...perhaps outside as well....

@AvgElitist: 869: Why are pants different than shirts? 870: Clocks, how do THEY work?

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): the combination of the cocked head and the slightly unhinged look make me think she's stealing my soul....avert your eyes!

It's weird how much I want to lick Vincent Kartheiser's bitch face...

@Ski Bunny?: NO SEXY FOR YOU!

@DanseManatee: But slutty Carmen Sandiego would be so easy...trench coat, hat and you're done!

@CassandraSays: Since you didn't mention shoes I have no idea what you're talking about.

@Now I'm Prune Tracy!: The House of Duval could fight the House of Sugarbaker....

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: At least he didn't say "literally"

@AtomiClash humanitarian mizanthrope: WHY CAN'T YOU LET HIM BE GREAT?

@ripdash: Shouldn't unwed mothers and the gays be in group homes or something? As long as we're at it, we should make sure they don't get to drink any soda either!!

Run Keanu Run! Don't let Juan Valdez catch you! Seriously though, that's the most I've seen him emote...like...ever.