@anniea: I fear he doesn't know how conception works either.....Maybe I should create a Power Point presentation for him.

My brother (age 24) couldn't understand why his neighbors needed someone to watch their dogs for a few days while the wife had a C-section. He assumed she'd be home in a few hours. You know, cut out baby, clean it up, come on home. Weirdo.

@noshadowscast: Ha—I didn't think of that. I guess it should be "Lust...it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru."

I...I think I want to make sweet love to a Subaru now...

Does Timberlake know how much he sounds like Mango? Can you you put the wind in your pocket? Can you say to a rainbow...hey stop being a rainbow for a minute? Such is the Timberlake....

@Chamalla,barren crone: And on the seventh day—we fist pumped and it was friggen righteous.

@Chamalla,barren crone: Snookify Moby Dick:

@Hortense Smith: I'm guessing Wiig's Penelope will show up next week talking about how she invented tiny hats and gave birth to Tim & Eric and was the model for the world's first hat and is best friends with a tomato. Sooooo......

Did anyone else think that Ice Cube was talking about Dr. Drew? I was wondering when Dr. Drew was affiliated with NWA....Must have coffee STAT!

@waverly: If he was under my front seat, he'd be pretty well fed with dropped french fries and discarded cans of diet Coke. Better than 40 days in the desert, amirite?

@waverly: Maybe you'll find Jesus while you're under there!

@OracleofGomorrah finally got a blogger!: I'm hoping when I die, the Trifecta meets me in heaven wearing tight black T-shirts and spouting slightly snarky pop culture witticisms.... That is my heaven!

@bananas!: Oh my—that scenario just gave me the vapors!!!

@OracleofGomorrah finally got a blogger!: OMG Channel One—where my love for urbane gay men was formed—damn you Anderson Cooper, why won't you love me? I'm looking at you too NPH and Tim Gunn....

@LoSpaz: Another boner in the night?

@ahpooks: Alice Roosevelt and Dorothy Parker!

Babies of the world...watch out for Blake Lively, she's coming for you!

@girlarchaeologist: Sacriliege! Blasphe....oh, wait...that's totally true. Carry on.

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Excuse me? Remake? Please tell me this is just a cruel rumor... If it stars Miley Cyrus I will DIE!

@caffeinequeen: I'll take 10 of each please!