@Pickard.AL: I agree, that one stung.

@Sterling Stupor: Oooof...bad form Ben Folds...

Is no one else concerned about Kim and Kourtney's "Bikini Body Wars?" I need much more information on the Abdominal Campaign and the Booty Blitzkrieg. Where are the yellow ribbons and USO Tour you guys?!

@fabulousrobots: Everytime he looks at Buble and says "You are on the thinnest of ice," I totally lose my shit. I adore that man.

@cool_as_KimDeal: I definitely think their respective shows should crossover at some point!

@AndThenTheresMaude: This is why I dislike the 2010's...

@RobespierreHasComeUndone: Yay for my favorite word! Now, if only we could get Ferrell as Lipton to interview her.....

@cand86: Sid from Toy Story....

@OneBigPear: But it mentioned frowning and I'm pretty sure she's not physically able to do that anymore....

@heb: Ahhhh...DEB...where I purchased my first and only bodysuit with cutout shoulders for $7.99.

@RedBeansAndRiceDidMissHer: That always pissed me off when I was a Girl Scout. My dad worked in a health food store and wouldn't sell them for me, so I had to drag my ass around the neighborhood and sell what I could. The other girls whose moms worked in offices always won the awards and I got nothin' but blisters. …

@alotlikelo: No, no...can't you see the revenge all over it? It's right there!

@freestylewalker: Sounds directly from a Victorian romance novel....swoon...oh wait...

@berniehern: Shhhh...don't give them ideas!

@quickqueenof: I'd get fired for being a starving, raging bitch and trying to gnaw on people's ankles for protein.

I want very much to hang out with both of them...right now.

@ahpooks: Can I drink raspberry cordials with you guys and wear puffy sleeves?

And THAT'S why you always leave a note!

@anaisnun: College and jail are eerily similar...

I want to get into yoga and meditation, but everytime I try to quiet my mind all I hear is George Costanza yelling "SERENITY NOW" and then it's all downhill from there....Now I feel ok about crossing it off the bucket list. I'm keeping "hate-fuck" on there though.