Is it wrong if I go to IKEA and do this and say I was confused?

@raineoffire: Man, I'm always rue-ing my weird butt.

@Kendall_A: Any comment with a Boy Meets World reference is ok by me!

@Thus Spake Kate is Queen of the Mods: I guess maybe I'm supposed to pee on the sidewalk and gossip in the bathroom??

@MissMollyKate: I hope soon we will have babies storming out and revenge babies!

@stonefoxsaurus: Hopefully next week someone will betray their married baby.

@Malle.Babbe: Just go to confession on Sunday, talk about how rotten you are and everything will be peachy-keen. Wait? Does it still work that way? It's been about 12 years or so...

@sleepingwiththeenemy: So hearted!

@Malle.Babbe: Hmmm...I think I am you. You forgot to add martyr to the stoic, silently suffering part though.

Huh...I heard the jury was still out on "science"

So, I got married at 19, lived in sin for 3 months before and had cancer (twice)...Dude, I'm getting a divorce! Thanks for the heads up, Daily Beast. Actually, we've been married 9 years and are still very happy..guess I have a few more years to go.

Years of Catholic mass and being raised by a man taught me that my emotions are inconvenient to those around me and none of my business. Yes, I have few friends and lots of neuroses...however did you guess?

@frankie22: That's why Jez, especially Groupthink, is so awesome for people for us! I feel way more comfortable around all of you than I do with my actual friends.

@Tippi Hedren: I know exactly what you mean. It's not that I bottle them, it's that if I do have an emotion, it takes me forever to realize it and the moment has long passed. I think it might have to do with the 12 years of taking anti-depressants....

@sumerfish: Throw in Sweet & Sour Sauce and I'd go for it!

@SQ85: In high school my BF broke up with me over the phone while he was on a hockey trip. I cut up his favorite shirt and mailed it to him. I'm a dick, but then again, so was he. Plus it was an Abercrombie & Fitch shirt, so they both deserved what they got.

@MySandwich: Oh, we went to the same school I see! If you look through the sex offender registry book at the Sheriff's Office it's like the frickin year book...

My 10 year HS reunion is the end of August and I'll be 8 months pregnant....I'm guessing a lot of black, stretchy fabric will be involved.

@meritxell: an erotic life: I sincerely hope that I have reason to say that to someone someday. In my dreams I get to say it to Glen Beck!

@Screaming Mimi: Great minds...etc