The Billy Madison one has to be one of my all time favorites, "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul." It's the earnestness with which he says it that cracks me up!

I'm mostly ok with the love thing, but it's the casual hugging that I'm not on board with. Physical contact is a big deal for me and when someone I barely know comes in for a hug I get caught off guard. It usually ends in an awkward side hug, bob and weave affair.

@token_liberal: I fart in your general direction....

Umm...how could they leave out, "WHy should I listen to you anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive." BURN!!!

@flareandglare: Ahh, I see. I suppose it's more subtle than Gun Truck or Nascar Smith-Wesson...

His name is Colt Ford? Of course he's a country singer, his fate was sealed at birth....

@thelonechocolatechip: You totally just made me snort at work...

@gordiva: Shhhh....don't give them ideas...Labrinyth must remain unspoiled!

@fatchickintheTARDIS: Actually, my aunt's super-rich lawyer 2nd husband had NEVER owned a pair of jeans until he met her. He was 37 when he bought his first pair. I didn't think that such people existed, but they do. He has also never been to a Target or an IKEA and I don't think he's quite sure what one would…

@Hundred Dollar Baby: McPoyles!

@kung fu lola: Long live proper English! May it never go extinct and become replaced with "OMG U totes make me LOL!"

@kung fu lola: That is about the most awesome description that I have ever seen!

YA novels are my guilty pleasure—Meg Cabot, Louise Rennison, Ann Brashares....I know, it's shameful but I just don't care!

So, "Angelina's Baby Interview..." am I to believe that she was interviewed by an actual baby? Or that she interviewed a baby? Or that the interview is really tiny? I'm so confused.

@AndThenTheresMaude: She'll always be Melody to me!—Hearted for the Hey Dude ref.

@blametheredline: I know, right?!

@blametheredline: I didn't know that, that changes things a bit. I'd watch McHale recite the periodic table of elements.

@LoveBugBecky: That's one of the many reasons that WA is the shizz!

@xay: McDonald's Sweet & Sour is the nectar of the Gods....

@Callipegian: Dammit—you beat me to it! I will now smile all day thinking of this movie.