@Good Cop Baby Cop: I hate hating things.

Is this what happens to the track 3 kids?

I love this tiny man. I saw him in Portland about 6 years ago with his kids and couldn't believe how short and skinny he was. (Hot of course, but he always seems larger than life)

I can remember the names of everyone in my Kindergarten class, my dad's license plate from a truck we had in 1989 and anyone's birthday, but can't remember why I opened the fridge or where I left my keys. Brains are weird.

@snpcracklepop88: I had the same problem when I worked at a bank—get out of my head passwords!!

@cool_as_KimDeal: But I thought we were blaming BP? I'm so confused.

There really needs to be a cartoon of Karl Lagerfeld as a child. The Adventures of Little Lagerfeld or something along those lines... Epidsode 1—Little Lagerfeld is forced to shop for school clothes at K-Mart.

@msmoneypenny: The leotards look great paired with SNL's Bad Idea Jeans.

Before I clicked on the pic I was like, "Why is Justin Bieber so sad?"

Paranoid agoraphobic

@Aesop's Foibles.: If you Google cannibal cinnamon toast crunch the first link takes you to the various commericals. Not that I did that....or anything...

I am disturbed by the cannibalistic Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial wherein the one piece licks and then eats itself and the other commerical where they eat each other. Is it still cannibalism if you eat yourself?

I am disturbed by the cannibalistic Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial wherein the one piece licks and then eats itself and the other commerical where they eat each other. Is it still cannibalism if you eat yourself?

@Sev: Ahhh, the choking game. That made a big comeback here last year amongst 7-8th graders and the newspaper treated it like they invented it. Um, yeah, that was around in '95, probably in 1895 too. The big deal freshman year was snorting No-Doz. Kids were dumb then, but it wasn't broadcast over the interwebz.

@Helen Valentine: Ha—me too! I miss old Scrubs... :(

@Gates Hayes: Cliffs of Sorrow: The Charlie Sheen Story....

Mmmmm....Kevin McHale....Sorry, what were we talking about?

@JinxyMcDeath: Shhh....don't give them ideas....

This is like an instant time machine back to being 14. I'd like to take this moment to apologize to my eyebrows for the ugliness and pain I caused them.

I wish Gary Coleman's mom would stop saying "put him away," like he's a tennis racket.