@coffee milk: I can't believe "Convoy" was described as a clunker. My truck driver dad used to make me watch that movie all the damn time. To this day I still torment my husband with such classics as, "Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9, this is the Bear with the hardware." He does not find me as hilarious as I find myself...

@AllyAllyOxenFree: That's exactly what I came here to say. Why is Richard Gere wearing Marilyn Monroe's dress?

@TopLevelExecutive: I blame global warming, Scott Baio and BP executives. Why not?

@TopLevelExecutive: Your mention of Thomas Ian Nicholas has made my day. I loved the hell out of him for YEARS! I may have watched Rookie of the Year a hundred times....

@rosie.the.riveter: But who would play D.W.???

@PamBeesley: Zak's Revenge Hook-Up! I can see the headlines now....

That is exactly how my hair looked for my kindergarten graduation which also happened to be June of 1987. I looked totally bitchin'!

@Scoldy Lox: You Oughta Know...that he wasn't!

The best.class.ever was my summer quarter Intro to Pop Culture. It was basically 2 hours a week of Scene-It and bar trivia. I came out with 104% and am now unstoppable at trivia games (even when drunk). God bless summer quarter humanities credits!

@Cindy Cardona: I see Cybill Shepherd.

Brad's happiest when he's buzzed and talkin'? I thought he was happiest when he was storming out of places... Lies!

I don't know why, but the name Dr. Muller Wohlfarht made me crack up. Get well soon Bono!

@colormeroutine: ohmigod, that happened to me. I thought my hubby was going to die he felt so bad. He even bought me flowers the next day and when my mother in law asked what they were for I stuttered..."Uh....uh...Veteran's Day?"

@Oface: I'd pay money to watch them read the phone book.

@marks-alot: Marry me!

I'm almost summering in the Hamptons. I'm going to a HazMat conference in July and I will likely be staying at a Hampton Inn. Free continental breakfast—beat that Tinsley!

@DandiDame: I'm pretty sure that he's doing it in WA to be closer to me. At least, that's what I told myself.

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: Christmas Cupcake REEKS! I feel like I'm going into a diabetic coma just sniffing it. I regifted mine to a coworker that was overjoyed to receive it.

@Furious K: And one of them is Napoleon Dynamite? Weird.

Is Taylor Swift kidding or serious? I honestly can't tell. She's sounding a little Tracy Jordan/Morgan....