@pond-side-over: Yeah, I'm pretty big on gluttony myself

In my next life I demand to be a sloth! Or at least an employee at the Sloth Orphanage...

I am so, so glad to have found this site. I've enjoyed the hell out of it for the past year, first as a lurker and now as a commenter. I came for Midweek Madness, I stayed for kickass posts and commentary. Love you guys!

I actually don't think the look on Phillipe's face is "smouldering", I think it's more "stoned."

How big of a dork am I that I think Jorma Taccone is completely adorable? I want to play laser cats with him. Pants optional.

@browan04: Thank God I wasn't the only one. I thought it was just because I'm pregnant and emotional, but damn that tugged the old heart strings.

@Uhuh.: Can you put the sky in your mouth? No! Such is the DarbyShaw! :)

God Piven is starting to sound like Mango from SNL—can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you tell a rainbow—hey stop being a rainbow for a second? NO! Such is the Mango. Piven—you my friend are no Mango.

OMG—that Lillian Vernon one was spot on. It's always marked with Post-Its next to my mother-in-law's La-Z-Boy.

I hope Crystal knows the torture she's put me through. I HATE this season, but I love her so I've stuck it out. Thank goodness for DVR, I pretty much fast forward everything but Crystal....well actually Lee has grown on me, but everyone else can suck it.

@Scoldy Lox: No, I think last month it was BETRAYED by their men. Big difference! Next month it will be ABANDONED by their men.

@lollapulizer: I slept in our guest bedroom last night for the very same reason. I need silence to sleep—it's no big deal—sheesh!

@MakeitRainDre: Track 3 was the dumb kids...*tear*

That haircut and color is adorable on her. I want to do that so badly but I know I would end up looking just like Suze Orman. Booo.

I can't imagine a life where all I had to worry about was personal maintenance and partying. I didn't even have that in high school—I was toiling away at JCPenney every weekend. Curse you responsibility!

@alula: I'm pretty sure that my in-laws keep all bad sitcoms afloat. I apologize on their behalf for Two and Half Men, According to Jim and anything involving Larry the Cable Guy.

My God Chris Colfer is amazing. That is all.

@leytpr4: Buying singles at Sam Goody pretty much made up my middle school weekends.

@quatrevingtquatre: I was all smug assuming it was Texas...Between the animal sex case in Whatcom county and this—-we're all looking a little off center.