@fairhelena: Hells YES! I got to go to the Kettle Chip factory and eat freshly made ones about 10 years ago. You can be jealous now.

@babzie: You guys are killing me!! It's not polite to snort @ work!

@Lobstersurprise: I saw that hat at Michael's on Saturday and thought, "What an awesome use of felt!" I bet you totally rocked it!

@AmosTrue: I'd subscribe to that!

Is "Dare Me" supposed to be ironic?

@Dallifornia: I missed that shitstorm, what happened?

George Clooney in a dad shirt is still a George Clooney that I'd fondle. I may need to speak to a therapist about that.

The yellow Peep in the middle is crying. I don't know if it's the guilt of causing tooth decay or the knowledge that it is going to have its head bitten off soon.

@carriageclockshove: Cadbury Eggs are eggs: eggs are good for you: Cadbury Eggs are good for you. Right? I may lick my computer screen now.

I literally gasped when I saw that German Chocolate won. My coworkers are concerned about me. I am concerned that there is some illegal doping on the German team.

My only real takeaway from the video was Paul Rudd holding a cake. It's like my fantasy has come true!

No fair. It's pouring down rain with 25 mph winds here in the OTHER Washington. Booo, I want to switch Washingtons.

So is the art part Helen Hunt making shadow puppets?

Hmmmm....I think #10 will probably be my new screensaver...

@Hlaode: Methinks Batman ring is more like a purity ring because if a guy is going to drop $125 on a Batman ring...he's probably not getting laid a lot.

@lauralauramc: My husband and I perfomed that exact exchange while flying over Wisconsin (to the amusement of no one but ourselves).

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: May I point out that I, myself, am lovely and dynamic?

Keep your veggies OUT of my dessert!!

Holy crap, that Ramona chick from Real Housewives has a bad case of the crazy eyes. I'm mesmerized and terrified at the same time!

@MilointheMeadow: That's how it's done in the DarbyShaw household. They are also the only eggs I will willingly consume.