@kaiwhakamarie: WHAT?! There are fudge and white chocolate Cadbury Eggs on this planet and I was not notified?! I need to speak to a manager and also will need a one way plane ticket to NZ where I will be picked up in a limo driven by Bret Mckenzie.

I wait all year for the first Cadbury Eggs of the season and then eat the bejesus out of them. Growing up Catholic, these eggs were the only good part about Easter. The rest was guilt and 3 hour mass.

@AtomiClash humanitarian misanthrope: Thank goodness I'm not the only one that grew up on a steady diet of Talk Soup. John Henson just didn't do it for me like Kinnear.

Gaaaa, this picture is making me twitchy. I don't like the antennae. *Full body shudder*

@I, Zombie Normal: So Wahlberg's all "Hey Piven, so you're an ass, huh? What's that like? I was in The Departed. Say hello to your mother for me."

Move it Piven! You're blocking my view.

Oh man, I thought the title was 16 Things I Wish James Franco Would Do To Me. Nevermind, I'll just make a list anyway...for later.

@Plum-Pie: That looks like an autopsy. TEAM CAKE 4-LIFE

@netfe: I had never had it until about 2 weeks ago. It's just not a thing here in the NW, at least not in my corner. I found a red velvet cupcake at Starbucks and tried it. The frosting was the best part, the cake was pretty bland, I didn't get any hint of chocolate. I just don't get it I guess. FUNFETTI 4-EVA

@OneBigPear: Excuse me....it's MOTION PICTURE ACTRESS. At least that's what it was the other day. She's a big deal now and you're just going to have to adjust.

@phantom lady: I know! Did he lose a bet?

May I suggest "Microwave Meals for One?"

*Jeremy Piven would prefer not to have his picture taken with Victoria's Secret Angels. [Page Six*

My husband still has all the turtles and the sewer from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He used to have April too but then became embarrassed by her. (TMI alert—-April was his first masterbatory fantasy). I love my dork-ass hubby!

@SuicaLove: I want to come to your living room!

@Snowbunny: This comment is LEGEN...wait for it....DARY!

Why do I think he's sexy? He's totally unattractive to me, but dude, I'd so hit that. I want to have sex with him and then have him critique my performance. Why, why, why?

Alice Roosevelt totally looks like Allison Janney. She seems like a badass, now I have to read the book!

@pear.shaped.Sara: I'm abstaining from the pie vote as Boston Cream is a RINGER!

How timely! Today's police blotter (true story):