@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I still have the theme song memorized. Is that bad? Take it from me it's a'iight to be: IN LIVING COLOR!

@Penny: His relationship to Brittany's mom is kinda weird too. Maybe I'm just being judgy....

@AnotherJenn: It was pretty restrained from the trainwreck, Left Behind spiel that it could have been though...

@NefariousNewt: Does he also maybe look like Lisa Turtle? Maybe some sort of Screech love child? Good lord I'm a dork.

@quatrevingtquatre: Almonds=protein=good for you amiright?

@NefariousNewt: I wouldn't be surprised if it was him!

@MsRizz: Personally, I'm holding out for "Who Dat Ninja?"

@rowingrowingrowing: I got mine at the county fair! Totally haute couture

@PintoBeans: What is this, grade school?

@Alphageek11: It's perfectly natural. At least, that's what I'm telling myself....

I hate that she looks breathtakingly beautiful with that make-up and I would look like a cross between Colette Riordan (SNL) and Baby Jane Hudson.

Mmmm....Marky Mark could plant a celebrity tree right here....Yes, sir...

Holy shit that's eerie...

@ihateyourescalade: Wait...she's not adopting him? Ooooohhhh......

No, Anthony Hopkins, replace "old" with "awesome." There, that's better.

Uh, Mr. The Dream? Yeah, you may think you sound sweet or something in that quote, but actually you sound like a giant dick. Completely ignoring your wife and focusing completely on the baby isn't a super idea. Just sayin'.

Coco's tweet sounds like something Lucille Bluth would say....except not funny.

Time for another SNL clip featuring aforementioned shorts!

@morninggloria: Every time I see his name in print all I can think is "Trip McNeely!"

@Cellotape: I love the bish, plz look on his face. I'm right there with ya, kid!