@labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: OMG, thank you. I couldn't read them after the random switching, it drove me so crazy. No one else seemed to even notice. I haven't read one since and it's sad because I really enjoyed the first few.

@lindsayweir: Edie Falco would have been perfect. Angelina is too glamorous and aloof, IMO.

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I just hope people are washing their hands before they touch it.

@noodleashy143: I did! My water broke when I was in the middle of watching Boy Meets World. Hello—gotta finish that and put on makeup and THEN we can go. However, I ended up with 27 hours of labor so the makeup was wasted.

People like that make me stabby. I worked at Borders all through college and everytime a new Harry Potter came out we had this crazypants old man who would come in and scream at us for selling the devil's work. When HP & the Half Blood Prince came out we ended up having to call security to drag his crazy ass out…

What do you bet that Piven quote was completely unsolicited...It seems like something he would walk up and say to anyone he thought might be listening.

@psychokitty: He's surprisingly handsome under all that!

@TurnItOff: I got engaged at 19 and married at 20 and it's difficult to be committed at such a young age. I can't imagine the pressure of being in the public eye as well. That being said, we've been together 10 years, so it can work but you've got to really make an effort and be super, extra awesome!

@SusieDerkins: I wonder if she'd take a Louisville slugger to both headlights?

@euterpe35: So are the gloves that Kim K is wearing like the glove equivalent of the shootie?

@atatnyc: But, but I don't WANNA be a pirate!

I keep getting Carrie Underwood and her hockey guy named Mike and Hilary Duff and her hockey guy named Mike mixed up. I need some sort of cheat sheet. Or a life. Either way...

@i dream of gene shalit: It would be something awesome, unlike whatever app Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber have there. Also, your screen name is fantastic!!

@coloredmaps: Those bastards!

@CynicalPink: I think it smells like Axe Body spray, gym socks and tanning lotion.

Was anyone actually waiting for the Speidi app? Besides Speidi?

@Lynx: You'll have to fight ME first! I know a lot of people think of his as the poor man's Bowie, but I love him.

@kerald: *Gob voice* Katherine Heigl? Oh, COME ON!!!

@colligate: Like a fetal twin? Awesome!

@girlgonemild: I hope she understands that there is a long and complicated process to adoption. It doesn't mean grabbing the first unaccompanied child that you see at Target.