Anderson Cooper would be the COOLEST dad!

All I got out of this post was the image of Brittany Murphy holding up a curved breadstick in Clueless. Then I was sad.

Could Betty White even get more awesome than she already is? Number 3 just answered that question. Also, "Royal Plush" sounds like toliet paper—-no thanks Real Housewives

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Uh oh...sounds like that Bear City SNL skit—-but 100x cuter.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Uh oh...sounds like that Bear City SNL skit—-but 100x cuter.

@notsodarling: Well, I mean, her dad did invent the toaster streudel so.....

@Casquivana: I went to pneumonia rehab. It was very similar to my couch and many Gilmore Girl episodes. Oh, wait...

@you've got red on you: Thank you, that's been driving me mad trying to figure out who I thought she was before I clicked.

@rowingrowingrowing: I get Stockard Channing mixed up with all that too.

@AllieCaulfield: The "Day in the Life of Brian Williams" was so damn funny!

@Our Lady of the Massacre: And the women who fantasize about them....

@Cerridwen: He's got the, "She's WHAT?!!" face.

@you've got red on you: But it smelled SO good!

I just found a lump...in my underpants....Geeeezzz it's been so long since SNL made me laugh hysterically!

Does it look like he has SNL baby hands to anyone else?

@Kimrod: I'm so pissed that the clouds are completely hiding the moon. Stupid Pacific NW weather!

@Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Geeez that reminds me so much of high school. It's funny how one song can instantly transport you to another time. This song and "Too Close" by Next totally remind me of back in the day. (Strangly, both are slightly inappropriate and offensive)

Why is it any lawyer's business if Jennifer Lopez is bisexual? Why would it make a difference?

@ScarletBegonias: Totally. Kinda like "Come check out my van" creepy

@rodmanstreet: Hopefully it's his subconcious trying to sneak in "delusions of grandeur" in shorthand.