@hollygirl: I HATE my stepbrother (for many reasons) but this takes the cake. He just had a baby with some chick (different chick than the other 2 babymommas) and I heard they named her Julia. Awesome, I thought, beautiful name. Then I found out they spelled it Jewelia'h. I am not kidding. Jewelia'h joins…

@Eralc Alegna: That's why I HATE my full name and just go by Jen. I think it makes me more approachable than Jennifer, which never suited me enen though I'm a blonde, white girl. Jen just seems more like hey, I'm nice, but not snobby. My parents were going to name me Tori and I always wondered if I'd be a different…

@Wishnick: I'm sorry to break it to you, but he's already taken. He and Neil Patrick Harris are my two imaginary gay boyfriends. Maybe we could come up with an imaginary custody plan. :)

Ack! I saw number 20 and thought "how funny that looks like Rush Limbaugh, I wonder who it really is" and then I threw up.

@suiterkin: Does that mean I can have more than one bag? And then TONS of fun size bags?

@suiterkin: Totally—my 2nd crush? Anderson Cooper. My first boyfriend in middle school? Came out Junior year. (I still love him 12 years later) Sigh.....

@lambsy: Ahhh Egon had the cyclone of yellow hair and talked nerdy to me!

@lambsy: I totally second Egon (ONLY from the cartoon), it was a nice segue into my first flesh and blood crush....Doogie Howser. I have a "type."

Ugh, if Perez Hilton was on X-Factor they'd have to change the name to Ick-Factor.

I cannot fathom what it must feel like to have that many cameras and lights in your face. I'm feeling panicked just looking at the picture.

@quatrevingtquatre: He and Viv both look completely shocked in the picture. I wonder if they were just told that their mom was once married to Billy Bob Thornton.

Hey ya'll—you'll never believe how sex-ay my fetus is. U R gonna wanna date my fetus.

@Mayor Squeakerton: I wish that you could have heard the bizarre snort/chortle/spit/cough that I just did. You are awesome!

@Awestruck: Kelly and Ryan for REAL! I had no idea they were ever together but the thought of them as a couple fills me with glee!!

@Puddlefish: Yeah I don't think you can fill a void when you ARE a void.

That's totally what my Barbies looked like when I smushed their faces in.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Man, I thought it was the perfect occasion for my nautical themed pashmina afghan. Guess I'll put it back in the closet.

@Dakota_55: Biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! Just kidding—-I just hope you enjoyed the decadence of the petit fours while Kirsten and I played with her lame ass rag doll.

@MerryLilly: I want her to be my grandma. My late grandma was racist and kinda mean, I want a re-do!

@librariesare4lovers: And your brother...I can find him where?