@Dakota_55: JEALOUS! I wanted Samantha so bad because she seemed so glamourous and sophisticated. My grandma got me Kirsten because I was blonde. Kirsten was okay, but she didn't get to have petit-fours and lemonade and other fabulous things like my girl Samantha.

@filet-of-swedishfish: That's priceless—-I'm still giggling!

@dollar an hour: That's right—I knew I had seen her before. Didn't she give up a scholarship to be there or something like that?

@pajanguin: I work in Emergency Management and I heartily APPROVE this message!

@ninjakitten: I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets!

I totally read Barbara Walter's tweet in Cheri O'Teri's Baba Wawa voice.

@Tippi Hedren: Jordan's post would be more like "Vegy doggs r gud"

I guess I yam excited about Jennie Garth's new vegetable-inspired show. I've bean waiting for a new obsession and if you carrot all, you'll watch it too. I know it's corny, but shows by Hidden Valley Ranch are hard to beet. Ok, I'm exhausted.

I need that man in my pants. Erm, excuse me, I mean in my life. *clears throat...backs away*

@marionette: Thank God I'm not the only one. I've always felt they were smug!

So that's what grandpa meant when he asked if Rudy was an "oily variety beau hunk"

Julia Ormond's shoes are staring at me with their viper eyes...

@jcb820: I would totally use gum to put them up in my locker if I was still in high school. Sadly, my officemates would not approve. Being a grown up is lame.

Nancy O'Dell looks like she's wearing the thorax of a trilobite. Also....JohnChoJohnChoJohnChoJohnChoJo...!!!! Squeeeeeee

@agirlnamedstewart: Hey yo!

Me thinks The Situation should be seen and not heard (or read).

@midwestdesigner: Gaaaa...that song makes me retch. True story: I went to a wedding last year and this poor, deluded girl used THAT as her father/daughter dance song. If cringing was terminal I would have died on the spot. Talk about NOT correctly interpreting song lyrics... At least, I interpret the song to mean…

@jenniferhill: I would have guessed wrong for at least 2 of them and I'm pretty with-it in terms of knowing names. I feel like they've been embalmed and the nicest thing you can say is "they look so lifelike." Yikes! Also, hearted for the name. Tell me more....

Ahh...the classic "I'm putting on my earring" pose—-classic Sears senior picture pose from the mid 90's. My sister will be thrilled that her dreadful senior pictures from 1996 were actually well ahead of their time!

@Tea and Oranges: The second I read this I already had the answers to all the questions because my head had been there too. I spend a lot of time driving for work, so yeah, that's what I do. In case you are curious: brownies, Venice and Lauren Graham.