@FroderickFronkensteen: I have to go get anal bleaching soon. Gotta keep it fresh!

Wait—is that puppeh wearing colored contacts to be more like her movie star older sister? Puppeh is having an identity crisis!!!!

@DorothyZbornak: Whatever mommy, we're getting cheese fries.

@DonnaPirana: Whenever I think of that poor baby all I can think of is the Dumpster Baby episode of It's Always Sunny. Scott would totally spray tan the baby...

@carinamarie: I was thinking that Disney girl...Demi something or other. Or the other one that looks just like her.

@madeofawesome: The first vibe was serial killer-esque, but I chose to see it as more Clark Kent-ish. That's why if life was a horror movie....I'd be first to die!

Also, I'm totally the deluded Mariah Carey singer, except much less deluded. Even my dog looks ashamed when I sing at home, so it keeps me self-aware. Imagine a 105 pound yellow lab with his paws over his face and a pathetic look and Momjeans belting out "Eternal Flame."

It's possible that I may have developed a little crush on the sullen bespectacled gentleman....I have no idea why. Maybe it was the spanking visual that Kara brought up....Now that my face is the color of a beet, I'm going to slink away....

@acidalys: That's the best part of the visual!

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Step in line lady—-my husband is still wearing shirts from high school (over 10 years ago). They are too tight and too short, so he calls them muscle shirts...He also tried to walk out of the house in sandals, athletic socks, plaid shorts and a t-shirt from which he had removed the sleeves. …

@sarasasa: I'm imagining some sort of papal Mystery Science Theater thing going on.

If I met this man in real life I'd be annoyed and possibly kick him in the junk. However, everytime I see him from the comfort of my own living room, he inexplicably makes me giggle and squirm. It's bizarre and makes me feel like I should reliquish my strong, intelligent female membership card.

@kellieherson: It's a dreadful cesspool of a world where shows like Arrested Development are cancelled and shows like 2 1/2 Men are given awards. In my world Conan would be on primetime and Palin would be given a 20 min segment from 3:00 am to 3:20 am....on Trinity Broadcasting or whatever that channel is called.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Will there also be a talent portion?

It must be said: I LOVE this woman! Just thought the world should know.

@funzette: Gold Jerry!! You totally made me crack up before I've even finished my coffee—-congrats!

@Squabble: Had to be a pretty damn big cat! Maybe it was Mike Tyson's tiger.

@ReanimatedHorse: Did you roommates get you rims for Christmas?

@MediumMac: I must admit—-I totally snorted when I read that!!

@MediumMac: Mine subbed in Eiderloin and I thought that was a little scandalous.