@Alys Brangwin has a huge talent: Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. I was 7 and I told my mom that I would marry him one day. So far...no luck. At least my crush has stayed fairly sexy!

Cavorting on the moon? What's next? Canoodling on Venus? For SHAME science!

Is the library carpeted in...astro turf?

Ugh, if I ate that whole bowl I'd falafel....he he...tap...tap...is this thing on?

Well hello new laptop background image!

I always have a million mile stare when I'm traveling—-have you ever traveled with a toddler?

@Casquivana: That's messed up. We used to have that on our tennis sweatshirts in HS because Love means zero in tennis. It's cute—-not terroristy! Sheesh!

Michael Cera sometimes grates on my nerves, but after that last clip...I believe I may have fallen in love with him.

@acrobatic rabbit: Michael needs to stop visiting Beck's hairdresser. And his closet.

@thebutton19: Yeah, I'm going to blame my lactose intolerance and back fat on my great to the 9th power grandma Og. That bitch.

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I agree. I may be totally bizarre (well, duh) but honestly, I am excited to die. I don't mean I want to jump in front of a bus tonight, I just mean that when my time is up, I'm kinda pumped to see what's waiting for me or if my suspicisions of reincarnation are in fact correct. Anyone with…

@sanyucat: Yeah, I figure I come from a long line of wackadoo ladies, but that's what makes the world fun right?

@huls: I've always wondered that. Not that I have a burning desire to visit the sunny shores of Cuba, but now I know....and knowing is half the battle. :)

Personally, I don't think paps should be sicced on anyone. Once a year is bad enough.

Why was Ke$ha in Cuba? You can't just go to Cuba can you? I'm not being bitchy, I'm legitimately curious.

I'm getting the feeling that Mario Lopez would host senior center bingo night if you asked him.

Drew is aging backward, it's just not fair. She's Benjamin Button-ing all over the place!

@lilmisssunshine28001: Think of all she's done to promote BS awareness!

Are hedgehogs soft or spiny? I want evil hedgehog overlord like the one shown, but only if I can love it and hug it and squeeze it. I would name it Professor Squeezy Von Snuggles.

@netfe: It would make sweet-ass bedsheets though!