Taraji's pose is all "What? Little ol' me looking fabulous again? I declare!"

@pinkcrickets: I had preposterous on my face once, but I had new skin attached over it. Whew!

Midgets vs. Mascots? Please tell me that's not a real thing...

@Dodai: Midweek Madness was my first thought upon waking this morning. Specifically it was "Need reason to get out of bed....is it Friday.... No. But, it's MIDWEEK MADNESS DAY!" After which, singing bluebirds carefully pulled back my covers and a fawn brought me my slippers.

@FroderickFronkensteen: Snookin' for love in too many (tanned) faces?

@foodporncess: Maybe she and Suri could swap shoes.

Is it just my computer or my tired eyes, or does everyone in In Touch look a little purple? Is purple the new orange?

@bluebears: I've only seen Family Guy a handful of times, but this particular episode make me gasp with laughter.

That will look smashing in my living room. I'll even just the left side if it helps with the price. (my left)

@sayah: "I mean...do you want an invitation to...no, wait...I'm mean the pants party is in my....never mind." And then momjeans would hit that.

@not_zooey: Not only was I raised Catholic, I was raised by Guilty Guilterson and the Guiltastic Band.

@la.donna.pietra: After my mom died I went to live with my hardcore Catholic aunt and was subjected to these EVERY morning while getting ready for school. FotF sucked, but FotF first thing in the morning sucked monumentally. *involuntary shudder**

@TransFat: You totally win my coveted "Chortle of the Day" aware and it's only 11:02!

@Gumbina80: It's Weird Al's great, great, great, great, great grandfather Strange Alphonso.

@Norton: Renaissance ladies: Losing the Weight War.

It's not really a spoiler alert re: kittens...more of a foregone conclusion.

Excuse me, Helen? Yeah, hi...see Mary Hart over there? Why don't you go have a chat with her.

@hello.kitty: Thank you. It's easy to forget especially when your family wants to label you as such.

@Dauphine: Paxil about killed me, my doc had me on 40 mg at age 16 and didn't tell me the side effects of forgetting a pill or taking it at a different time. It wasn't until I saw a new dr. that was totally appalled that I finally discovered Lexapro and a new lease on life!!

@coconanaas: He is a bit sparkly. Or maybe that's sweaty....